Monday, April 25, 2005
ADVICE TO FRIEND WHO FELL FUR EIN GERMAN MIT A Ph.D
Ah yes...
The Deutsche Philoso-Phishes...
One really must feel for the poor bastards.
They each and all wish to be the "Go To Guy,"
But ach, then there is already
The Deutsche Philoso-Phishes...
One really must feel for the poor bastards.
They each and all wish to be the "Go To Guy,"
But ach, then there is already
that pesky "Goethe Guy".
They All aspire to be Kant,
But, They Can't !
Its neat when they Need 'Ya
But Not when THEY Need to Be Neitszche.*
* (That which does not kill me,
is useless to me ! )
If German Philosophers had invented erotic writing,
they would have given us:
They All aspire to be Kant,
But, They Can't !
Its neat when they Need 'Ya
But Not when THEY Need to Be Neitszche.*
* (That which does not kill me,
is useless to me ! )
If German Philosophers had invented erotic writing,
they would have given us:
"NEIN ! und, a half Week-End"
If any of the dumb sons of bitches had even a gram
of talent, ethics or individuality...
The Nuremberg Trial Defense would have been more like:
"I Vas Only following Disorders..."
But Noooooo
If even one of these Teutonic Tweakies
can even so much as take his pants down,
without needing to wind his watch
I'll eat your Lederhosen.
I 've Never met a German Philozopher,
whom sooner or later doesn't show his true colors
when gazing fondly at a map of Poland,
or
If any of the dumb sons of bitches had even a gram
of talent, ethics or individuality...
The Nuremberg Trial Defense would have been more like:
"I Vas Only following Disorders..."
But Noooooo
If even one of these Teutonic Tweakies
can even so much as take his pants down,
without needing to wind his watch
I'll eat your Lederhosen.
I 've Never met a German Philozopher,
whom sooner or later doesn't show his true colors
when gazing fondly at a map of Poland,
or
a picture of his mother.....
It would seem to me,
what with the flowering of the age of Reason
in the 18th Century;
that pretty much all German Thoughts have been had;
as have their women;
Which is why they go after our American Stock...
Some think its envy,
Me?
I Think its because our women have better
frilly underthings for them to borrow and wear
when nobody else is around...
Also,
the Germans are known to be impotent
after 2 or 3 years w/ same woman. Its true,
!
Instead of evenings filled with the Sturm und Drang
of Das Valkyries, Gods and Wagnerian Heroics...
It turns to loveless goo.....
and their women are soon forced to listen to endless
refrains of Eine Decline at Nacht Music!
The purpose of philosophy is truth.
Truth is, you are a truth.
Case Closed.
P.S
It would seem to me,
what with the flowering of the age of Reason
in the 18th Century;
that pretty much all German Thoughts have been had;
as have their women;
Which is why they go after our American Stock...
Some think its envy,
Me?
I Think its because our women have better
frilly underthings for them to borrow and wear
when nobody else is around...
Also,
the Germans are known to be impotent
after 2 or 3 years w/ same woman. Its true,
!
Instead of evenings filled with the Sturm und Drang
of Das Valkyries, Gods and Wagnerian Heroics...
It turns to loveless goo.....
and their women are soon forced to listen to endless
refrains of Eine Decline at Nacht Music!
The purpose of philosophy is truth.
Truth is, you are a truth.
Case Closed.
P.S
Ever notice most German men
cannot carry a tune or their weight?
Fuck'em
cannot carry a tune or their weight?
Fuck'em
