Saturday, January 14, 2006
Shcherazaden Freud
Uber Zimplicschte
Its a sure sign that something is amiss,
when as the years collect beneath us,
things do not proceed to slow down in the family group.
It is an atypical model that affords the incresase
of politic sibling tensions as age comes of age.
When there is no cessation of immature territorial misappropriations,
where there are inabilities to grant recognition of accomplishment,
when there are no new mechanisms evolving,
there is only pain and chaos.
The fascination for "process" as therapy;
(a seductive Eastern model ,)
can only be of benefit, if at the end,
the searcher is prepared to lose and/or fail
at that which was sought.
Therapy may require/be, a bit of risk
in formerly unsafe territory.
Sometimes the victory itself is the lesson.
At other times the lesson manifests as a new found strength,
gained in a licking of the wounds, which of course begins the healing.
One may need to embrace the idea
that the pain of the experience may be unavoidable,
and therefore, is not to be feared.
Friggy Zeude
Its a sure sign that something is amiss,
when as the years collect beneath us,
things do not proceed to slow down in the family group.
It is an atypical model that affords the incresase
of politic sibling tensions as age comes of age.
When there is no cessation of immature territorial misappropriations,
where there are inabilities to grant recognition of accomplishment,
when there are no new mechanisms evolving,
there is only pain and chaos.
The fascination for "process" as therapy;
(a seductive Eastern model ,)
can only be of benefit, if at the end,
the searcher is prepared to lose and/or fail
at that which was sought.
Therapy may require/be, a bit of risk
in formerly unsafe territory.
Sometimes the victory itself is the lesson.
At other times the lesson manifests as a new found strength,
gained in a licking of the wounds, which of course begins the healing.
One may need to embrace the idea
that the pain of the experience may be unavoidable,
and therefore, is not to be feared.
Friggy Zeude
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Where I lived when I won 9 Little League games in a row
Mes Amis en Saint Hilaire
Le Rive Loiret is an idyllic placidly meandering strand,
sheltered by the gentle green forests of the Loire Valley
and delivered into light on the open plains of France
Small rowboats carrying children
glide over the carp and perch en ballet,
flashing en hommage au soliel,
just beneath the surface of the swirls.
The Loiret emanates,
Le Rive Loiret is an idyllic placidly meandering strand,
sheltered by the gentle green forests of the Loire Valley
and delivered into light on the open plains of France
Small rowboats carrying children
glide over the carp and perch en ballet,
flashing en hommage au soliel,
just beneath the surface of the swirls.
The Loiret emanates,
coursing brashly from beneath the ground.
And, after a fashion of a casual tour around
And, after a fashion of a casual tour around
La Cite d' Orleans,
she disappears;
she disappears;
gently subsiding
into the moist brown earth
that is
that is
the soul
of France.
In fact,
of France.
In fact,
it is a secret tributary of the great Rive Loire,
for which the Valley and her grand Chateaux
for which the Valley and her grand Chateaux
are named.
Although, at times
separated
by a day's walk,
they share the same source;
they share the same source;
They are the same waters.
Jeanne D'Arc slept on the banks of the Loiret;
she dipped her hands into its waters
Jeanne D'Arc slept on the banks of the Loiret;
she dipped her hands into its waters
and touched them to her brow,
while gliding in small boats
while gliding in small boats
across gentle eddies,
rippled by the brilliant flashes
rippled by the brilliant flashes
of the breaching carp and perch.
Was I eleven or twelve, when I knew;
although separated in time
Was I eleven or twelve, when I knew;
although separated in time
by half a millenium,
the children I saw in the boats,
the children I saw in the boats,
and the beloved girl saint;
had shared the same waters,
and were of the same source.
Vive La France
I won the 9 Little League games without benefit of a curveball.... or Jesus.
had shared the same waters,
and were of the same source.
Vive La France
I won the 9 Little League games without benefit of a curveball.... or Jesus.
Saturday, September 10, 2005
Nu? Diet News
gnfgNu? Diet News
(Flatoola, Uganda)Reuters
Researchers at the Dr. Ughatta B. Khiden-Mee Institute for Fads, Fat and the Fates,
have announced the findings of a 50,000 year old study of upright hominids.
The study represents and combines the results of over 11billion independent experiments,
commonly known as the entire history of Homo Sapien Sapiens.
The study demonstrates the following:
1. Diets require overweight people.
2. Overweight people require diets
3. People are diets.
The study reminds us that we used to have natural predators'
and that through a complete set of accidents and near misses and hits,
mankind no longer need adjust his grazing and feeding habits,
with relation to any reality, in which he knows himself to be
a source of protein for any other feeder.
In short, humans no longer see themselves as prey.
And, no longer needing to work all that much,
in order to produce a feeding moment,
and not having to exert any short burst explosive muscle work
in order simply to survive an encounter with a predator,
Mankind is stuck in evolutionary entropy; the very model of Sisiphysian Raison D'etre-lessness.
To compensate for this seeming lack of purpose within a fluid Darwinian model,
Man eats more than he needs whenever he can,
because his reptile brain insists on repeating (acting out) the mantra of all life:
the next meal may not be so easy.
You might have dinner or you might
be dinner.
Much of the course of the history of Human experience has been largely influenced
by what would have to, by all rights, be called a seeming mortal flaw in our construct;
Humans are largely inept hunters.
We are not so much a species of hunter gatherers,
as we are a species of failed hunters,
who have gathered together in order to survive.
The surprising benefit from being lousy hunters was that in their gathering;
humanity got to know eachother.
Food was usually the comfort between strangers or the cause of the lack of it.
Strangers are given food,
but they must not take it without the hospitality of the offer.
Food sharing with a stranger became the core behaviour
of a set of hopeful and affirming social interactions.
As most modern Americans are strangers unto themselves;
they keep offering themselves food,
to ease the awkward moments of entertaining a stranger.
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Monday, April 25, 2005
ADVICE TO FRIEND WHO FELL FUR EIN GERMAN MIT A Ph.D
Ah yes...
The Deutsche Philoso-Phishes...
One really must feel for the poor bastards.
They each and all wish to be the "Go To Guy,"
But ach, then there is already
The Deutsche Philoso-Phishes...
One really must feel for the poor bastards.
They each and all wish to be the "Go To Guy,"
But ach, then there is already
that pesky "Goethe Guy".
They All aspire to be Kant,
But, They Can't !
Its neat when they Need 'Ya
But Not when THEY Need to Be Neitszche.*
* (That which does not kill me,
is useless to me ! )
If German Philosophers had invented erotic writing,
they would have given us:
They All aspire to be Kant,
But, They Can't !
Its neat when they Need 'Ya
But Not when THEY Need to Be Neitszche.*
* (That which does not kill me,
is useless to me ! )
If German Philosophers had invented erotic writing,
they would have given us:
"NEIN ! und, a half Week-End"
If any of the dumb sons of bitches had even a gram
of talent, ethics or individuality...
The Nuremberg Trial Defense would have been more like:
"I Vas Only following Disorders..."
But Noooooo
If even one of these Teutonic Tweakies
can even so much as take his pants down,
without needing to wind his watch
I'll eat your Lederhosen.
I 've Never met a German Philozopher,
whom sooner or later doesn't show his true colors
when gazing fondly at a map of Poland,
or
If any of the dumb sons of bitches had even a gram
of talent, ethics or individuality...
The Nuremberg Trial Defense would have been more like:
"I Vas Only following Disorders..."
But Noooooo
If even one of these Teutonic Tweakies
can even so much as take his pants down,
without needing to wind his watch
I'll eat your Lederhosen.
I 've Never met a German Philozopher,
whom sooner or later doesn't show his true colors
when gazing fondly at a map of Poland,
or
a picture of his mother.....
It would seem to me,
what with the flowering of the age of Reason
in the 18th Century;
that pretty much all German Thoughts have been had;
as have their women;
Which is why they go after our American Stock...
Some think its envy,
Me?
I Think its because our women have better
frilly underthings for them to borrow and wear
when nobody else is around...
Also,
the Germans are known to be impotent
after 2 or 3 years w/ same woman. Its true,
!
Instead of evenings filled with the Sturm und Drang
of Das Valkyries, Gods and Wagnerian Heroics...
It turns to loveless goo.....
and their women are soon forced to listen to endless
refrains of Eine Decline at Nacht Music!
The purpose of philosophy is truth.
Truth is, you are a truth.
Case Closed.
P.S
It would seem to me,
what with the flowering of the age of Reason
in the 18th Century;
that pretty much all German Thoughts have been had;
as have their women;
Which is why they go after our American Stock...
Some think its envy,
Me?
I Think its because our women have better
frilly underthings for them to borrow and wear
when nobody else is around...
Also,
the Germans are known to be impotent
after 2 or 3 years w/ same woman. Its true,
!
Instead of evenings filled with the Sturm und Drang
of Das Valkyries, Gods and Wagnerian Heroics...
It turns to loveless goo.....
and their women are soon forced to listen to endless
refrains of Eine Decline at Nacht Music!
The purpose of philosophy is truth.
Truth is, you are a truth.
Case Closed.
P.S
Ever notice most German men
cannot carry a tune or their weight?
Fuck'em
cannot carry a tune or their weight?
Fuck'em
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
TO CONCURRY OR NOT TO CONCURRY
"To curry the favors offered by sweet memory,
remember to favor the curries along the way." *
*Old (new) Hindic aphorism of the Rajanah~Phoopharah Dynasty
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curry spice may reduce alzheimer's
or
s'remiehzla ecuder yam ecips yrruc
( WITH: minor additional nonconsentual~ yet contextual, "addendae" ~
by WirePaladin... )
Mostly tho' its Troo...!!!
Bright yellow curry spice not only may treat Alzheimer's disease,
but also lower your risk of ever getting it.
The same pigment that makes this spice yellow
may help prevent Alzheimer's by breaking up the "plaques"
that mark the brains of Alzheimer's disease patients.
Scientists from the University of California Los Angeles
and the Greater Los Angeles Veterans Affairs Healthcare System
found that the magic ingredient is curcumin, a component of the yellow curry spice turmeric,that appears to reduce deposits of beta-amyloid proteins in the brains of elderly lab mice that ate curcumin as part of their diets, reports Reuters.
Studies have found that in India, where curry spice is a dietary staple,*
the rate of Alzheimer's disease among elderly adults is very low.
*(This phenomenon may be attributable to the eating of pointy office supplies,
and/or being stomped to death by the occasional rogue elephant
or set afire by an angry bridegroom's family;
it may simply be that there are too few really old Indian people,
with which to begin such a study in the first place.)
"Studies, (mainly in Germanic Grammar Classes,)have also shown that: