Saturday, January 14, 2006

Shcherazaden Freud

Uber Zimplicschte
Its a sure sign that something is amiss,
when as the years collect beneath us,
things do not proceed to slow down in the family group.
It is an atypical model that affords the incresase
of politic sibling tensions as age comes of age.

When there is no cessation of immature territorial misappropriations,
where there are inabilities to grant recognition of accomplishment,
when there are no new mechanisms evolving,
there is only pain and chaos.
The fascination for "process" as therapy;
(a seductive Eastern model ,)
can only be of benefit, if at the end,
the searcher is prepared to lose and/or fail
at that which was sought.

Therapy may require/be, a bit of risk
in formerly unsafe territory.

Sometimes the victory itself is the lesson.
At other times the lesson manifests as a new found strength,
gained in a licking of the wounds, which of course begins the healing.

One may need to embrace the idea
that the pain of the experience may be unavoidable,
and therefore, is not to be feared.
Friggy Zeude

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Where I lived when I won 9 Little League games in a row

Mes Amis en Saint Hilaire

Le Rive Loiret is an idyllic placidly meandering strand,

sheltered by the gentle green forests of the Loire Valley
and delivered into light on the open plains of France

Small rowboats carrying children
glide over the carp and perch en ballet,
flashing en hommage au soliel,
just beneath the surface of the swirls.

The Loiret emanates,
coursing brashly from beneath the ground.
And,
after a fashion of a casual tour around
La Cite d' Orleans,
she disappears;
gently subsiding
into the moist brown earth
that is
the soul




of
France.

In fact,
it is a secret tributary of the great Rive Loire,
for which the
Valley and her grand Chateaux
are named.
Although, at times
separated
by a day's walk,
they share the same source;
They are the same waters.

Jeanne D'Arc slept on the banks of the Loiret;
she dipped her hands into its waters
and touched them to her brow,
while gliding in small boats
across gentle eddies,
rippled by the brilliant flashes
of the breaching carp and perch.

Was I eleven or twelve, when I knew;
although separated in time
by half a millenium,
the children I saw in the boats,
and the beloved girl saint;





had shared the same waters,
and were of the same source.

Vive La France


I won the 9 Little League games without benefit of a curveball.... or Jesus.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Nu? Diet News

gnfgNu? Diet News

(Flatoola, Uganda)
Reuters

Researchers at the Dr. Ughatta B. Khiden-Mee Institute for Fads, Fat and the Fates,
have announced the findings of a 50,000 year old study of upright hominids.

The study represents and combines the results of over 11billion independent experiments,
commonly known as the entire history of Homo Sapien Sapiens.

The study demonstrates the following:
1. Diets require overweight people.
2. Overweight people require diets
3. People are diets.

The study reminds us that we used to have natural predators'
and that through a complete set of accidents and near misses and hits,
mankind no longer need adjust his grazing and feeding habits,
with relation to any reality, in which he knows himself to be
a source of protein for any other feeder.

In short, humans no longer see themselves as prey.

And, no longer needing to work all that much,
in order to produce a feeding moment,
and not having to exert any short burst explosive muscle work
in order simply to survive an encounter with a predator,
Mankind is stuck in evolutionary entropy; the very model of Sisiphysian Raison D'etre-lessness.

To compensate for this seeming lack of purpose within a fluid Darwinian model,
Man eats more than he needs whenever he can,
because his reptile brain insists on repeating (acting out) the mantra of all life:
the next meal may not be so easy.

You might have dinner or you might

be dinner.


Much of the course of the history of Human experience has been largely influenced
by what would have to, by all rights, be called a seeming mortal flaw in our construct;
Humans are largely inept hunters.

We are not so much a species of hunter gatherers,
as we are a species of failed hunters,
who have gathered together in order to survive.

The surprising benefit from being lousy hunters was that in their gathering;
humanity got to know eachother.

Food was usually the comfort between strangers or the cause of the lack of it.

Strangers are given food,
but they must not take it without the hospitality of the offer.
Food sharing with a stranger became the core behaviour
of a set of hopeful and affirming social interactions.

As most modern Americans are strangers unto themselves;
they keep offering themselves food,
to ease the awkward moments of entertaining a stranger.

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c.9/10/2000

Monday, April 25, 2005

ADVICE TO FRIEND WHO FELL FUR EIN GERMAN MIT A Ph.D

Ah yes...
The Deutsche Philoso-Phishes...

One really must feel for the poor bastards.

They each and all wish to be the "Go To Guy,"
But ach, then there is already
that pesky "Goethe Guy".

They All aspire to be Kant,
But, They Can't !

Its neat when they Need 'Ya
But Not when THEY Need to Be Neitszche.*

* (That which does not kill me,


is useless to me ! )


If German Philosophers had invented erotic writing,
they would have given us:
"NEIN ! und, a half Week-End"

If any of the dumb sons of bitches had even a gram
of talent, ethics or individuality...
The Nuremberg Trial Defense would have been more like:
"I Vas Only following Disorders..."
But Noooooo


If even one of these Teutonic Tweakies

can even so much as take his pants down,
without needing to wind his watch
I'll eat your Lederhosen.

I 've Never met a German Philozopher,
whom sooner or later doesn't show his true colors
when gazing fondly at a map of Poland,
or
a picture of his mother.....

It would seem to me,
what with the flowering of the age of Reason
in the 18th Century;

that pretty much all German Thoughts have been had;



as have their women;
Which is why they go after our American Stock...

Some think its envy,
Me?
I Think its because our women have better
frilly underthings for them to borrow and wear
when nobody else is around...

Also,
the Germans are known to be impotent
after 2 or 3 years w/ same woman. Its true,


!

Instead of evenings filled with the Sturm und Drang
of Das Valkyries, Gods and Wagnerian Heroics...
It turns to loveless goo.....

and their women are soon forced to listen to endless
refrains of Eine Decline at Nacht Music!

The purpose of philosophy is truth.
Truth is, you are a truth.

Case Closed.

P.S
Ever notice most German men
cannot carry a tune or their weight?


Fuck'em

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

TO CONCURRY OR NOT TO CONCURRY


"To curry the favors offered by sweet memory,
remember to favor the curries along the way." *

*Old (new) Hindic aphorism of the Rajanah~Phoopharah Dynasty
CDLXXIMDCCL B.C.
copyright 2005
all reservations are rights

SEE BELOW RE: ABOVE

curry spice may reduce alzheimer's

or

s'remiehzla ecuder yam ecips yrruc


( WITH: minor additional
nonconsentual~ yet contextual, "addendae" ~
by WirePaladin... )


Mostly tho' its Troo...!!!


Bright yellow curry spice not only may treat Alzheimer's disease,
but also lower your risk of ever getting it.
The same pigment that makes this spice yellow
may help prevent Alzheimer's by breaking up the "plaques"
that mark the brains of Alzheimer's disease patients.


Scientists from the University of California Los Angeles
and the Greater Los Angeles Veterans Affairs Healthcare System
found that the magic ingredient is curcumin, a component of the yellow curry spice turmeric,that appears to reduce deposits of beta-amyloid proteins in the brains of elderly lab mice that ate curcumin as part of their diets, reports Reuters.

Studies have found that in India, where curry spice is a dietary staple,*
the rate of Alzheimer's disease among elderly adults is very low.

*(This phenomenon may be attributable to the eating of pointy office supplies,
and/or being stomped to death by the occasional rogue elephant
or set afire by an angry bridegroom's family;
it may simply be that there are
too few really old Indian people,
with which to begin such a study in the first place.)

"Studies,
(mainly in Germanic Grammar Classes,)have also shown that:
sooner or later, just about anything a third~worlder shoves down his throat,
(shy of a boulder,) will garner the attention of the World Health-for-Rent Consortium;

The various ragweeds,fermented vegetable goops, shell husks and animal droppings
that each and every day sustain the poorest and most wretched
of the earth;
are slammed at lightspeed into other cultures and into shiny pastel hued guilt-free MRE's for the developed* (read~evolved) of the Species to shove down their throats;
(at prices per unit that if flashed in hand, would likely get them killed in the actual streets and/or jungles of whichever culture they are ripping off;
all the while knowing in their hearts, they deserve to outlive those people.*"
*Some discount these studies.
( Usually by 10 to 15%, depending on time of year and the Prime Rate. )

It gets more interesting....
One of the hallmark signs of Alzheimer's disease is the accumulation
of beta-amyloid proteins in the brain.
When UCLA scientists added low doses of curcumin to human beta-amyloid proteins,
the curcumin prevented the proteins from aggregating and actually blocked the formation of the amyloid fibers that make up Alzheimer's plaques.
Co-study author Dr. Gregory M. Cole said that findings suggest that curcumin could be capable of both treating Alzheimer's and lowering a person's risk
of developing the disease.

Curcumin is also high in antioxidants, a compound in certain foods
known to help combat fatal illnesses, including Alzheimer's, cancer, and heart disease;
and losing one's equilibrium, while balanced on the back of a folding chair,
perched atop the spire ofThe Empire State Building in 40 M.P.H. gusts of wind.

There are 5 big questions the researchers must answer :

1) How high are the doses needed to fight Alzheimer's?

2) Is Curcumin in high doses really safe in elderly patients?


3
What IS the plural of Alzheimer's?

4) Can I have more
blue pie please ?


A small trial with people who have Alzheimer's will begin soon.
(Critics fear that the cost over-runs of such a trial,
in Court Stenographers' wages alone will be enough to bankrupt the City.)

"The simple truth is," said former prosecutor Clancey McKlearnan,

"Alzhemer's patients make TERRIBLE witnesses, judges and juries;
its the same thing over and over and over and over again.... again!"

Dr. T.Coddy O'Leary, of the Oceanic Manic Panic Studies Group,
was recently quoted in La Journale De la Societe d'Epiphanonymous:


"The cure to Alzheimers will be Cumin around the bend any day now."


The study findings were published in the Journal of Biological Chemistry.






Monday, February 14, 2005

hoc proptor ergo hoc postal

HISTORY IS MADE BY THOSE WHO HAVE STUDIED ITS MAKERS


Sunday, February 13, 2005

SEX ,BLOG AND ROCK & ROLL

In grade school, I always volunteered to erase the blackboard.
I was neither currying favor nor compensating for academic shortcomings.

I had this notion that if I rubbed hard enough,
I could erase all traces of the unfortunate experience of schooling;
before I'd done with it,
or it with me.

It was therapy in real time.


One afternoon,
after erasing what I assumed was not the Unified Field Theory,

I turned away from the board and toppled into oblivion.
I clapped the erasers along the way.


75% OF ALL DIVORCES RESULT IN MARRIAGE

58% of all marriages
end
in a divorce.
100% of divorces
begin
as Marriages.

It's really
not all that difficult to grasp;
When you conside,
75% of all marriages
start out as a divorce,
you just don't know it yet.




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